fuck you, goo.

so I have just a little complaint about stupid band names: why do they exist?

exhibit 1: the goo goo dolls.

the trio picked the current name out of a True Detective ad for a toy called a Goo Goo Doll. "We were young and we were a garage band not trying to get a deal. We had a gig that night and needed a name. It's the best we came up with, and for some reason it stuck. If I had five more minutes, I definitely would have picked a better name" John stated.

well fuck you John. because patience is a virtue.